just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
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