Where did you get a picture of my penis
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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