You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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