PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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