i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
Randomize
