I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
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I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
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Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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