haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
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Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
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So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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