just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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