Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
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She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
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At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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