Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Shame - the story of my life.
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