i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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