woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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