my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
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