She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
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i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
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Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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