...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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