At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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