Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize
