I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
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i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
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i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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