He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
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Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
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He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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