White coat. Heels.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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