I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
This house was built for laser tag.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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