I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
only if we run a train.
done.
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
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Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
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I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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