everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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