What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
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