i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
I love you.
Bad choice
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize
