If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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