Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
The beer is more important than you right now.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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