We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
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Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
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I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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