if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
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Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
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well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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