I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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