Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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