he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
You ate ashes out of my bong
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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