its not stalking. its research.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
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