You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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