I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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