Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I look better un-naked...
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
its liver damage thursday
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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