So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
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Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
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He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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