I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
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this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
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good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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