I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
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Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
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I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
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