I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
Randomize