It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
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I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
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Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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