Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Swine flu is the new snow day.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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