i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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