i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
All I want is dick and wine.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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