Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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