Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
Randomize
