Got a toothbrush?
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
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her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Watching her eat just hurts me
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It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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