Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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