Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
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I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
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Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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