So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
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So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
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I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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