He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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