i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
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Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
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I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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