I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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