Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
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